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The 5th Spot

Published October 15, 2008

"I want to send a shout out to Dick Cheney who broke Dimaggio's record with his 57th aortic episode this season. Thinking about you vice president. I have not seen anybody walk through heart attacks like this since Sanford & Son's third season. This guy makes Redd Foxx look like Lance Armstrong."

—Dennis Miller, last night on the "The O'Reilly Factor."

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