All this jabber about cycling being the new golf has clearly gotten under the tender hide of the medical community, long renowned for spending more time examining putts than patients. First they informed us that cycilng can render a guy impotent—no hickory in my dickory, Doc?. And, now they tell us our activity of choice leads us to low bone density.
No wonder Stuey O'Grady wears a bracelet with the slogan "Harden the F@#k Up." We get any softer, we'll liquefy.